Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
sometimes, when life gets particularly sad or hard, i remind myself that my leopard gecko begs at the glass when i’m ripping paper towels and then runs to the top of his log in anticipation of me putting a bit there because he likes to spoon with it
someone wanted to see what he looks like when i’m about to give him the paper towel
behold a baby lizard attempting to contain a joy too large for his tiny body
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
i never get sick of this guys puns
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets